John dies @ the end

Too bizarre, too meandering, too much crude humor, and not enough cohesive plotting. I have to admit that I didn't read the whole thing, but the first forty and last twenty pages were more than enough. I was interested in the premise, which is why I skipped to the end to see how it worked out, but quite frankly I feel like I didn't miss much in between. I do have to give it credit for creativity, though.