Off With my Head : : the Definitive Basic B*Tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom

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Call Number: 791.45 Sc, Adult Book / Nonfiction / Literary Arts / Humor / Schroeder, Stassi
On Shelf At: Downtown Library, Traverwood Branch, Westgate Branch

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Introduction: Welcome to the guillotine -- The canceling -- Sober AF -- Water works - End of an era: au revoir, Vanderpump -- How to marry your fuckboy -- Not-so-social media -- We (almost) bought a murder house -- From bridezilla to (covid) bridechilla -- (Don't) always buy the shoes -- Self-care Sundays (and Mondays, Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, and freaking Saturdays) -- Basic baby -- A basic bitch is born -- Mom genes -- Having it all -- Lessons for my daughter.
The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Schroeder's life. She bought her first house, and was planning her dream wedding-- until it all went to hell. Here she addresses the experience of getting cancelled, getting that positive pregnancy test, and saying "I do" in the backyard instead of in Italy. She underwent a transformation from proud basic bitch to a proud basic bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what is really important in life: love, relationships, mutual respect... and some showtunes when you need them most. -- adapted from jacket
"The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules returns from cancellation and pregnancy with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving bad days (or years)"-- Provided by publisher.

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