The Tighty Whitey Spider : : and More Wacky Animal Poems I Totally Made up

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Tighty whitey spider -- My dog plays invisible Frisbee -- My kitten won't stop talking -- Molly has a myna bird -- My kiwi is the captain -- Frog ball -- I bought our cat a jet pack -- I have to write a poem -- My chicken's on the Internet -- Snake mistake -- My dog is not like other dogs -- My cat goes flying through the air -- Rock makes an excellent puppy -- Don't ever ask a centipede -- Polar bowling -- Has anyone seen my chameleon? -- Ferret soccer -- I like my triangular kitten -- Today I touched the buffalobster -- I bought a new tank for my goldfish -- Elephants bounced -- If you give a mouse a motorcycle -- On top of Mount Everest -- Ordinary day -- Dancing baboon of Djibouti -- When pigs fly -- My hamster has a skateboard -- While lying on the grass today -- Just a slug -- Banana Dan -- Gabby's baby beagle -- Gerbil, gerbil, on the run -- Speedy Sid -- My turtle is the sporting sort -- Abrocat the acrobat -- Hippo sandwich -- Belinda bell -- Beavers in the bathroom -- Forty purple porpoises -- Whenever yaks play basketball -- My camel fights -- From the ants in our petunia bed -- Toby the snowboarding Doberman -- At hamster Sam's rodeo -- My parrot doesn't care to fly -- When rattlesnakes wear roller-skates -- Weasel and the whale -- Get me out of the fish tank -- We're skydiving elephants -- Gordon's garden -- Cara's parrot -- My dog is running faster -- Monkey dream -- Kitten fight -- I saw a sloth play soccer -- Elephant followed me home -- If you happen to hop -- I have an amoeba.
A collection of humorous poetry about animals includes "My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee," "My Chicken's on the Internet," and "Hippo Sandwich."

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Ridiculously fun submitted by lec.dank on June 30, 2015, 5:27pm Funny poems

A perfect car book submitted by ccrose on August 20, 2019, 10:41pm Make sure it’s read slowly. I got good mileage from this book. Somewhere around Indianapolis, I started recording them on my phone. Hearing the whole thing all over again helped minimize freak outs for days.