I LOVE the works of David Sedaris. This was one of the first I read and it had be laughing out loud like a crazy person. I'll read anything this man writes. This one is definitely one of the best of his. Read/Listen and then LAUGH your booty off.
Make Your Own Drop Spindle (and Learn to Spin Yarn!)
Drop spinning is an ancient craft that uses simple materials to make a spindle that spins sheep's wool or other fibers into yarn. Using wooden dowels and recycled CDs, you can make your own drop spindle and learn the basics of how to spin yarn at 1 pm on Saturday, March 7 at the Malletts Creek Branch. No experience is necessary, and your finished yarn can be used in many different projects at home.
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