This was cute and all, but it reminded me too much of Amelie if she'd gone to a support group. But, if Amelie had never been created, this would have been much more fun.
What we have here is a classic case of emotional abuse and a failure to communicate.
It was interesting enough, and I agree with the idea that everyone would benefit from an experience like this (if conducted by a psychologically stable professional).
Have you tried rebooting the computer? Is your monitor on? Are you holding the mouse upside down? Is the computer plugged in? Go away now.