Eli Gets Jiggy
"Why, oh why", you ask, "would we shut down the library for a full day?"
The answer is simple. So Eli and Eric could throw down the gauntlet and finally find out who the real DDR champion is (I'm not gonna tell you.. you have to judge for yourself).
Of course, the victor got to sing his own praises, Karaoke-Revolution style, later.
You see? There are some things more important than providing a vital service to the public.