Robots on the rise

I don't want to panic anyone but I don't like the way my toaster is looking at me.

If we're on the brink of a robot uprising where our hi-tech gadgets get back at us then
How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion. is the survival guide to have.

Keep this book in your back pocket just on the off chance you need a refresher on the hand-to-metal pincer combat techniques when battling large robots.

How To Survive a Robot Uprising is a surprisingly funny book with a lot of background information about robots. After reading the book I kept thinking what does the author know that he's not letting on, like maybe Skynet is about to come online...