Mitchell was at the mall when he stumbled across an Apple store. His inner fire was immediately ignited. He whipped out his Android phone to tweet, “Apple sux pc master race”. He heard laughter coming from the store as he stormed by, stopping him in his tracks. He turned around to confront the joyful man.

“Don’t you know that Apple computers are inferior?” Mitchell declared. “Just look at the price they want you to pay -- for those specs? I've put together 3 PC’s with better RAM, processors, and FPS when playing League than the new Mac for the same price.”

“I'm just buying a phone for my daughter,” the man said, startled.

“Well… I'm glad you're able to come to terms with funding Chinese child labor, then… jerk.” Mitchell walked away quietly.